Brand My Refri
Your brand, on my refri.
One white Gafa two-door fridge in my kitchen, cut into 25 sticker spots. Win one and your logo is cut in vinyl and goes on the real machine for good — and rides along in a 3D render at a different landmark every month.
- Where it lives
- My kitchen
- Where it travels
- A 3D render a month
- Sticker lifetime
- Permanent
Raised so far
$0 / $2,000
Going toward a chest freezer and a proper ice cream cart.
Bidding closes in
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0 of 25 spots taken
Click a rectangle to bid on it.
This is the fridge. Every spot is placed to the centimetre — nothing crosses the handle, the door seam, the badge or the flared base.
1. Top left
Large · 21.5 x 12 cm
$150
opening
Top of the freezer door, left of the Gafa badge. Highest wide slab on the machine.
Open2. Top left lower
Large · 21.5 x 13 cm
$150
opening
Second row of the freezer door, left of the badge.
Open3. Badge right
Large · 19.5 x 12 cm
$150
opening
Top right corner, right of the Gafa badge.
Open4. Badge right lower
Large · 19.5 x 13 cm
$150
opening
Second row, right of the badge.
Open5. Freezer column 1
Small · 10.5 x 12 cm
$50
opening
Narrow column left of the handle, freezer door.
Open6. Freezer column 2
Small · 10.5 x 12 cm
$50
opening
Narrow column left of the handle, freezer door.
Open7. Freezer marquee
Extra large · 36 x 25 cm
$300
opening
The whole lower freezer door. Biggest slab above the seam.
Open8. Door column 1
Small · 10.5 x 12 cm
$50
opening
Narrow column left of the handle, main door.
Open9. Door column 2
Small · 10.5 x 12 cm
$50
opening
Narrow column left of the handle, main door.
Open10. Door column 3
Small · 10.5 x 9 cm
$50
opening
Narrow column left of the handle, main door.
Open11. Hero marquee
Extra large · 36 x 22 cm
$300
opening
The biggest rectangle on the fridge, dead centre at eye level.
Open12. Prime left
Large · 17.5 x 13 cm
$150
opening
Directly under the hero. Nobody reads one without reading the other.
Open13. Prime right
Large · 17.5 x 13 cm
$150
opening
Directly under the hero. Nobody reads one without reading the other.
Open14. Grid 1A
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open15. Grid 1B
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open16. Grid 1C
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open17. Grid 1D
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open18. Grid 2A
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open19. Grid 2B
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open20. Grid 2C
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open21. Grid 2D
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open22. Grid 3A
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open23. Grid 3B
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open24. Grid 3C
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open25. Grid 3D
Medium · 13.5 x 15 cm
$90
opening
Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width.
Open
| # | Spot | Size | Held by | Bids | Current | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Top left Top of the freezer door, left of the Gafa badge. Highest wide slab on the machine. | Large 21.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 2 | Top left lower Second row of the freezer door, left of the badge. | Large 21.5 x 13 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 3 | Badge right Top right corner, right of the Gafa badge. | Large 19.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 4 | Badge right lower Second row, right of the badge. | Large 19.5 x 13 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 5 | Freezer column 1 Narrow column left of the handle, freezer door. | Small 10.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $50 opening | |
| 6 | Freezer column 2 Narrow column left of the handle, freezer door. | Small 10.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $50 opening | |
| 7 | Freezer marquee The whole lower freezer door. Biggest slab above the seam. | Extra large 36 x 25 cm | Open | 0 | $300 opening | |
| 8 | Door column 1 Narrow column left of the handle, main door. | Small 10.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $50 opening | |
| 9 | Door column 2 Narrow column left of the handle, main door. | Small 10.5 x 12 cm | Open | 0 | $50 opening | |
| 10 | Door column 3 Narrow column left of the handle, main door. | Small 10.5 x 9 cm | Open | 0 | $50 opening | |
| 11 | Hero marquee The biggest rectangle on the fridge, dead centre at eye level. | Extra large 36 x 22 cm | Open | 0 | $300 opening | |
| 12 | Prime left Directly under the hero. Nobody reads one without reading the other. | Large 17.5 x 13 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 13 | Prime right Directly under the hero. Nobody reads one without reading the other. | Large 17.5 x 13 cm | Open | 0 | $150 opening | |
| 14 | Grid 1A Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 15 | Grid 1B Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 16 | Grid 1C Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 17 | Grid 1D Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 18 | Grid 2A Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 19 | Grid 2B Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 20 | Grid 2C Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 21 | Grid 2D Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 22 | Grid 3A Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 23 | Grid 3B Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 24 | Grid 3C Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening | |
| 25 | Grid 3D Lower door, below the handle. Clear run right across the width. | Medium 13.5 x 15 cm | Open | 0 | $90 opening |
How it works.
- 01
Pick a spot
Twenty-five rectangles on the door, drawn on the actual fridge at actual size. What you click is the vinyl you get.
- 02
Win the bid
Bidding runs until the clock hits zero. We hold a 20% deposit while you lead and refund it the second someone beats you.
- 03
Your logo goes on
When it closes you pay the balance, I cut die-cut vinyl, apply it, and send you the photo. Then it stays. I do not peel stickers off.
What the money buys.
Here are the exact specs, straight off the manufacturer’s own page. This is a real, ordinary, 374-litre refrigerator standing in a real kitchen — that is the whole joke, and the whole point. Everything raised goes toward a chest freezer and a proper ice cream cart.
Gafa HGF388AFB, White
$2,000- Capacity
- 374 litres
- Dimensions
- 180 x 61.4 x 62.1 cm
- Weight
- 53 kg
- Finish
- Gloss white, flat panels
- Door seam
- 62.4 cm from the top
- Stickable face
- Down to 156 cm, where the base flares
- Spots for sale
- 25
Every measurement on this page was taken off the photo above and checked against the manufacturer’s figures, which is why the spot map lines up with the real door. Check the specs at Gafa.
Questions.
›Is this real?
Yes. It is my own fridge and the photo on this page is the actual unit — same dents, same badge. The spot map is measured off that photo, so the rectangle you bid on is the rectangle you get.
›What exactly do I get?
A die-cut vinyl sticker of your logo, at the size listed for your spot, applied to the fridge permanently. Plus your name and a link on this page for as long as the page is up. There is no renewal, no expiry and no second invoice — you buy the spot once and it is yours.
›When am I charged?
A 20% deposit is charged the moment you bid, with a $10 minimum. Get outbid and it is refunded in full, automatically, to the same card. Win and it counts toward your total.
›What if two people bid at the same time?
Only one can lead. If your payment confirms after someone has already taken the spot at or above your number, your deposit is refunded in full and you are told straight away. That check runs once, on our side, after the money moves — never in your browser.
›Can you reject my brand?
Yes. Nothing illegal, nothing hateful, nothing that competes directly with what I sell. If I turn you down you get every cent back.
›Can I change my logo later?
Want to auction off your own thing?
A van, a guitar case, a shop shutter, a fridge. If it has a flat side and people look at it, the same idea works. Tell me what you have got.
Email me
And here is the actual thing.
Six years in my kitchen. It has chilled more Coca-Cola than I am prepared to admit in public, hummed through every summer without one complaint, and picked up a scuff or two along the way.
The clean shots above are the catalogue photos, and they are up there for a reason: they are straight on and undistorted, so the spot map sits exactly where the vinyl will. This one is just the truth — real floor, real kitchen, real fridge.
Your sticker goes on this one, and it stays.
Coca-Cola is not a sponsor. Yet.